+ Another Wednesday, another Caps Lock-laden rant from Kanye West. This time, it's about the fake Twitter accounts bearing his name. (KanyeUniverseCity)

+ And here's something else for you to get pissed at, Kanye. Spencer Pratt is the self-proclaimed "future of rap." (Bossip)

+ Creeepezzan stallion Marilyn Manson and his latest gal pal were seen "tool"ing around Hollywood yesterday. Doesn't he bear a striking resemblance to that chubby guy Brandon Davis that a certain blogger is always making fun of? (JustJared)

+ Calling all Adam Lambert fans: RUN! DON'T WALK! A lock of his hair is now up for grabs. Speaking of American Idol, do you think Simon's "call to action" for Little Lam was over the top/baiting? (eBay)

+ And this is why we're GOO GOO for GaGa. (PopCrunch)

+ Oh -- and here's Lady GaGa's amazing performance of "Poker Face" on the Ellen show today. Check out each pose at the start of the vid. LOVE. it. (Towleroad)

+ Throw your hands in the air ... and wave your purity rings like you just don't care! And if you want a sneak peek at the Jonas Brothers' new big-screen adventure, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, say "Oh, yeah!" (MTV Movies)

+ Rumor alert! In Touch magazine sez Britney Spears has been secretly dating Paris Hilton's ex, Benji Madden! (PopCrunch)

+ We already told you The Veronicas were cohosting MTV's 2008 NYE party with Miley Cyrus. But didn't tell you Miley's gonna be counting down the minutes to midnight in one lucky fan's bedroom! (MTV News)

+ If Oprah can guest on NBC's 30 Rock, Diddy officially wants in. (Remote Control)

+ Did Twilight really have a bigger year than Britney Spears, Katy Perry and Beyonce/Sasha Fierce? MTV Movies says HELL YES. (MTV Movies)

+ Avril Lavigne has reportedly been spending some quality time (if you can call it that) with oil heir Brandon Davis, better known as "the sleazeball who coined the term Lindsay 'Firecrotch' Lohan." (Scandalist)

+ Get ready for a Fergalicious wedding! The Black Eyed Pea-turned-soloist will be tying the knot with fiance Josh Duhamel in early January. (Usmagazine.com)

+ And now that you're thinkin' nice, happy thoughts ... help spread the holiday cheer by joining Akon, the Jo Bros and WWE in sending out warm wishes to all our troops. Merry Chrismukkah to all! (WWE)